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Fake friends

They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.
Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.
by that one bitch_ June 12, 2020
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Friendly friend

Manuel and Jasob was not just roommates, they were friendly friends and lived together for about 6 months.
by JasonFl October 20, 2020
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clingy friend

a person who is usually attached to you a lot, doesn't like when you don't pay attention to them, needs to be around you or else they may feel underappreciated etc.
Two people talking.
One person starts talking to someone else for a while.
Person 2: Hey! I'm talking to you still! Oii pay attention!
Person 1: *ignores them*
Person 2: may feel ignored and annoyed (even if it's only once)

clingy friend is basically where you need to KNOW a lot about the other person eg. where they are, why they're doing something, how something is going.

they can be quite nosy and needs to know very irrelevant details. it can sometimes come off as stalker like.
by bobaxtea October 27, 2020
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friend-stir

Online Interactive Program which allows you to put loads of friends in a blender and stir it real good.
OMG, I like added a little more 'Russel' and the taste was like perfect.
by Thomas Meenink November 30, 2003
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friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.
"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"
by skot9000 January 23, 2013
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gateway friend

the friend other people use to get to someone they want to talk to, be with, date etc.
She is using her as a gateway friend to get to her guy friends.
by peders July 14, 2012
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Apocalypse friend

noun - friend who, unlike the antonym fair weather friend, is there through all the fire and brimstone moments in life. When a person is unwell, heartbroken, jobless, homeless or even had a day from hell this friend is patiently there through the worst of it. They are the friend to the end.
Following a bad break up and the death of a well loved grandparent, I battled with depression. My apocalypse friend wasn't phased by any of the hell fire or brimstone, they held my hand and led me through the worst of it.
by Red Gnomez September 27, 2013
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