lame-duck resident

A late second term occupant of the White House that has caused nothing but chaos and consternation with his incompetency and abuse of power, and arrogantly ducks blame for the dire consequences of his corruption, much like water flowing off a duck's back.
"How much longer til this lame-duck resident is out of office?"
by bogotabro August 04, 2007
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Water off a Duck's back

All my drag race fans we have heard this phrase of off season 5's winner, Jinx Monsoon. "My motto is water off a duck's back. Meaning: don't let negativity weigh you down, perpetuate positive thinking" ~ Jinx Monsoon
by Fuck doodle March 12, 2019
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yellow fluffy duck

Uh-oh! I'm A ducky, ur a ducky, we're all a bunch of duckies 2getha! (Uh-oh!) We're big & yellow & fluffy 2! (Uh-oh!) Ducky fuckies rule! (uh-oh!)
by Uzas October 23, 2003
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duck face/kissy face

Facial expression related to a lack of friends and self-steem. It is ofen used as a demand of attention.

See also selfie.
I bet that dorky bitch will fill the web tonight with her duck face/kissy face.
by D1ego October 30, 2013
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You do not care, the situation does not bother you.
"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."
by GR aka T-rex September 23, 2008
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chocolate rubber duck

This one is rude... but ok, there you go:
You take these little cake-pans, that look like ducks (you sure find some on the intenet).
Then mix your brown shit with some of these binders, that become hard when they dry and become fluid again when they get wet. Put the mix in the duck-cake-pan and let it dry.
Afte drying put some perfume or stuff on it that smells like chocolate.
That little chocolate-rubber-duck fella, you place in the shower.
Next time your girl wants to shower, tell her she has to use that chocolate-rubber-duck you just baught for her!
That bitch gets a chocolate rubber duck as present!
by Julz80 April 10, 2007
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Donald Duck push ups

Doing push ups wearing clothes on the top half of your body only. Doing push ups while being nude from the waist down complety like Donald Duck.
I walked in on Mike doing Donald Duck push ups
by Stratedy December 10, 2011
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