a redneck with a friend named thomas, a chris usually has a big obnoxious head that stretches from the front to the back. some would call chris a human being, but it is a known fact that they are clones (aliens). a chris is usually a fun (thing) to hangout with but can get annoying and piss you off quickly. if you happen to come across a chris stay clear of its big ass head that is filled with air and dont call it a clone.
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My buddy mike, I thought he was cool, but I can't hang with him anymore because he got Chris Hansen'd
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