Chris George’s

Chris George’s is the head master of edge town and emperor of goonville. Chris groons his still cum all over people and it has a sweet and sour taste like mango phonk. This causes them to get Balkan rage. Chris is also a short stumpy average gooner, and farther of the Costco guys. Not only does he goon in the chicken bake, but also Noah Cooley….
Chris George’s please goon in my mouth
by Poopy fart 123 November 20, 2024
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Chris Tashman

A beautiful person that likes hookah. Gels his hair with at least 14 bottles. If it’s a cold night, that means it’s a Timberland night 🔥 if it’s in the summer, its jorts night. A bearded legend in the making, it’s Chrish Tashman.
Wow, you’re such a Chris Tashman!
by CJALTASHAMN April 10, 2022
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chris parkinson

A total douch who may be black, drinks large amounts of grape soda and has a collection of non running expensive cars
by Thetruthsayer1982 January 08, 2018
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Chris Phillips

Noun, Verb, Adjective:
Noun: A hockey player who is often known for scoring on his own net. Also used to name any random person with no relation to the user whatsoever. Variations of this noun are Chris Phillips, CPhilly, Chris and Philly.
Verb: The word Chris or Phillips can be used to replace virtually any other verb in the english language.
Adjective: It`s Chris. Not cool, not lame, etc. It`s Chris
Using Noun:

Person A(To a passerby or random person): CHRIS PHILLIPS!!

Using Verb: Person A: Dude what are you doing?
Person B: Nothing just Chrissing around.

Using Adjective: Person A: Did you see that girl?
Person B: Yeah, she`s so Chris.
by It`sChrisPhillips!! June 11, 2011
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Brother in Chris

When you want to call out a specific individual who kinda looks like a prettier jesus.
Person 1 : I think Ivy is taylor's best song.
Person 2: My brother in Chris, it's definitely a bop but Tolerate it stays superior .
by folkpiedpiper July 02, 2022
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Chris wighthouse

Stop been a Chris wighthouse
by Barber0121 October 18, 2019
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Chris Paul

Ultimate fucking goober!!! Cant make a shot for his life. If u ever bet on him always take the under!! (no joke) Bros such a fucking herb.
Chris Paul is a retard!!
by ChrisTheRetardPaul January 05, 2024
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