Christy Tree

An extra, auxillary or alternate Christmas tree other than the main Christmas tree used as a festive decoration during the Christmas season. Found in homes in groups of 2 to 600.

If we get any more Christy Trees we're going to need a bigger house!

by Sasquatch129800 December 21, 2021

The killing tree

The timbers reak of hell
Swallowed in the covers swell

Rotting face of death
Sodemized and left to god
The darkest hallows eve
Instincts he can't deceive
Jeffries walking south

Ijeffries on a leave

The Killing tree symbolizes a dump sight

by Dick shaver 1 January 29, 2022

Tossing those Trees

Deforestation using military ordinance during war in order to damage or destroy vehicles in the forest.

Ukraine was tossing those trees with their drones. LSA!

by Profit- June 6, 2025

Nigga Tree

When a nigga puts little to no effort on their Christmas tree.

Jordan: This tree is fucking ass!
Mark: Well, it's a nigga tree

by zhgiozhol February 16, 2024

vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

tree

another word for toilet

let me piss near this tree

by VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV December 20, 2022

Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025