go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

Happy Tree Friends

It's not what you think it is.

It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.

Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 22, 2023

Mexican Christmas Tree

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.

*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!

by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023

Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.

by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024

night tree

When a guy gets a unexpected boner late at night.

*Guy wakes up from a nap late at night*
Oh shit bro I got a night tree
Other dude: man me too, night tree

by Sillyfrannie January 6, 2024

Tree Butter

Slang for weed/dope.

Yo man! You got any of that tree butter you were selling last week?

by fred durst 2 January 19, 2024

wall tree

When someone as big as a tree holds a girl up against the wall in order to eat her out.

I need someone to wall tree me right now.

He so strong I got wall treed last night!

by ArchyFlower January 24, 2024