Borderline-Straight Friendship

When two people of the opposite sex partake in a close friendship simlar to that of a close female friendship.

Person 1: Hey, are you guys dating?
Person 2: Nah, we're just in a borderline-straight friendship.

by BisharpWarrior September 23, 2018

the "straight" girls in the class

when several girls in you're class go in to a small bathroom in school and come out laughing or clapping their hands

Boy1: hahahahah you girls are so lesbian for going in to that small bathroom
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class

by i'm straight i promise March 5, 2020

straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*

“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”

by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019

Straight Alabama Mark

A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.

Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.

Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.

by MamMas12 May 20, 2019

Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.

Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.

by Stachebra October 6, 2022

Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.

That was one great straight-legged shit!

by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011

Super Straight

When you are attracted to someone that is the opposite gender.
Someone that isn't trans in anyway, shape, or form, and was born THAT gender.

AKA, a normal person.

Don't use Super Straight, making a new term to play pretend with trannies isn't okay.
Just say you're a normal person.

by trollface992 March 15, 2021