January 8th

January 8th is National Slap a Georgia day! This basically means that in this day, you can slap ANYONE with the name georgia. you can snap them as many times as you want and as hard as you want

You: Guess what? It’s January 8th

Someone named Georgia: So?

You: It’s National Slap a Georgia Day!! I get to slap you! *slaps as hard as possible*

by itsyomamma April 17, 2021

January 17th

Somebody very dumb and thinks that everything evolves around them

Oh look that person thinks they cool they are probably born on January 17th

by Nxaxhuuu September 20, 2021

January 6th

If you were born on this day, you are definitely are super cool person and deserve the world

Person 1: Yo!! You were born on January 6th?!!
Birthday person: Yes
person 1: BRO YOUR SO COOL
Ur a bad bitchhhhh

by h.i_,kayla January 4, 2022

January 11th

National fuck Justin Rahro day, if your name is Justin Rahro FUCK YOU.

Yo today is January 11th
What does that mean
Its Fuck Justin day
Oh yeah, fuck that dude

by Massa niggacoon January 11, 2024

January 29

National Bimbo Day

It's January 29, happy Bimbo Day!

by Bird lol January 29, 2022

January 9th

If your name is Easton and you were born on this day you are gay. :)
And you are also a maniac crackhead and like getting high on Coka Cola :)
And you like ripping soda cans in half.

Person: Bro Easton was born on January 9th
Other Person: That means that he is gay, and is a crackhead!
Person: Ha! I knew it!

by ThatCrazyChild_24 March 4, 2022

January 29

National Second Chance to Send a Titty Pic Day for those who forgot

Yo, u forgot again? all good, its January 29 u got another shot..

by Mr.T1n January 29, 2025