Cunt Alert

When a cunt is spotted in your vicinity.

Hand in the air, shout "Boys, boys/lads lads, we have a cunt alert"

Bektas: Mate, you seen this cunt?

Scott: Mate, I think we have a cunt alert
Billy: Cunt ALERT!
Altogether: *hands raised* "CUNTTT ALLEEEERRRTTTT"

by ScotteYx February 16, 2013

Appalling Cunt

A person who is not up to the standard of humor and or acceptable behaviour. Usually has mental problems and dillusions. Most often has a plastic Nationality

The Grome and Collyk are Awesome, Pedrocole is an Appalling Cunt :nod:

by collyk January 20, 2009

Cunt Stripe

The nastiest ho you have ever been affiliated with, that you now want nothing to do with. Basically imagine her dragging her vagina across the carpet to get the std's off (like a dog dragging its butt on the carpet)

Damn bro your ex was dating you while sleeping with her baby daddy, AND 2 other dudes what a cunt stripe.

Yeah i better go bleach my dick!

by DaPhobes June 7, 2011

cunts fuked

the best way to describe a person, place or thing that is past the point of no return-basically, the cunts fuked. No amount of effort will ever fix it, so there is no point. The only way to help someone in this situation is to tell them, the cunts fuked. In saying this, you must also acknowledge alf, a well known languagist and rapist.

Oi bras did you see that kid marty?" "Yeah lad, the cunts fuked. Too much super pump for that creo-munching turd

by creo-muncher August 21, 2010

cunt gravy

A woman's orgasm juice when thick.

When I was rubbing her cunt, I could feel her cunt gravy was as thick as glue

by Eric Styranka November 21, 2007

Monster Cunt

1: an absolutely enormous vagina.

2: a vagina with fanny flaps that literally flap around any motion.

3: a horribly ugly or 'monsterous' vagina

"I did this chick last night - she had a monster cunt!"

by David Harris. November 5, 2007

Unpleasant Cunt

A foul odor that escapes from a female's whooha.

Dude: "Holy shit woman that is one unpleasant cunt!"
Woman: "Oh yeah... I haven't washed in two days."

by Quentin_B December 12, 2006