tree lingo

talking in the language of a tree

oh my god tutoring is such tree lingo!

by comeonnow123 April 27, 2021

Tree

A small of large hard thing that erects from the ground. They are usually brown but there are White ones too there just a little smaller, and they have smaller ones that come out off it and resembles green hair.

Guy 1 "what's that huge brown thing?"
Guy 2 "oh, that's a tree."

by pseudonym 2.0 February 3, 2021

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

Maple Tree

The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.

“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”

by Tarqs August 22, 2024

yukka tree

is yr best best friend have a good chat with

aw ok yukka tree

my bestie taylah biggest yukka tree

by Serafina86 February 6, 2024

tree hugger

Person who seeks enlightenment while riding. May occur due to a mechanical failure, intentional in nature, etc.

" Bro was a tree hugger throughout his entire life, but didn't see this coming"

"Did you hear about bro? No.... he hugged a tree last night. He'll be aight though, he just wanted to connect with nature"

by that's_amazeballs July 5, 2025

tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.

Look at that tree trunk whale

by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017