Texas A&M Syndrome

When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.

This team of ours could be really special this year if they didn’t have Texas A&M Syndrome.

by cfbfan95 September 23, 2023

Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.

I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.

by TomatoFlameBoy September 23, 2023

Cold Texas

Alaska

My sister got a job in Cold Texas so I don't get to see her much

by deathleprechaun October 2, 2023

Texas

A state where everyone else in the US thinks is full of cowboys but is actually full of femboys, Asians, rednecks, Mexicans, oil, Indians, and grass.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Texas
Person 1: howdy partna!
Person 2: God darn it, I’m going to have have one of these talks again.

by StormBread November 22, 2021

Texas Snowball

When a guy shoots his cum into someone’s ass then sucks it out and kisses them, exchanging the load to the other persons mouth.

Nasty! He gave her a Texas snowball last night! That’s why both of them have shitty smelling breath today.

by Ghaleon81 October 22, 2019

Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020

texas ranger

The sexiest man to ever live.

Damn you look like a texas ranger.

by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020