Twat-Trinket

The lint that is sometimes left in the crevices of a woman's twat folds after wiping with certain toilet tissues.

Greg: "Ashley is fun to mess around with, but everytime i eat her out, I find all her twat-trinkets stuck in my beard!"

Aryn: "ugh, my snatch is so wrinkled I can't ever wipe without leaving a trail of twat-trinkets behind like Easter eggs!"

by Redlightsquirrel October 25, 2023

Twat nav'd

When you ask a Friend for a lift to an appointment, and on the way back, they detour to a someone's house and gets you wrecked

I got a lift off matt yesterday to the hospital, he twat nav'd me to his mates on the way back, still recovering now...

by Fearnox August 01, 2017

Twat Souffle

The act of going down on a girl.

"Hey, Kyle! I went down on Josh's girlfriend last night! Don't tell him but, it was a complete twat souffle!"

by mgshears October 28, 2020

Saggy Twat

A woman that is so well know around that her vagina has its own postcode because its that worn out from popularity

"You dirty Saggy Twat"
"yeah she used to be a Saggy Twat"

by Meggins September 07, 2021

laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .

Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !

by Helsb September 05, 2015

fiddle twat

a musically declined, not inclined individual, because they sing through their nose like a donkey.

Emily sings like a donkey heeee hawnn, aka fiddle twat.

by Fiddledeefiddledumb September 28, 2017

twat mist

An evaporation of pussy juices.

I walked into a strip club and there was nothing but a fog bank of twat mist in the air.

by Ashb525 February 20, 2016