piece of goat turd.

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.

that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.

by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022

Drama Turd

A self-centred Drama student.

Person 1: “What is he doing?”
Person 2: “He’s such a Drama Turd”

by Zimmology May 24, 2023

Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.

“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”

by BeauFool June 4, 2025

Turd glove

A small bad creature or thing

Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024

Turd

The thing the goes out of your bottom. "Plop" it says. Or you could use it as a name.

"Who are you?'
"I'm Turdanator"

by #Health_At_69 June 2, 2021

Hurse Turd

Hurse Turd - A hot poo melted by hot ashphalt

I asked her/him to come over and drop a Hurse Turd on my driveway, for a photo shoot.

by GrimUrbans May 20, 2021

Circle turd

When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.

This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.

This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.

Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.

by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018