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Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”
by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020
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When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity
If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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noose neck

A term used for a man who has a lot of kids and wears the same clothes a lot.
Girl: Deryl’s baby momma says he never takes care of his kids… and why is he always wearing those same pair of jeans?
Girl 2: Girl, he is such a noose neck.
by Red Bull Slushie January 31, 2023
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Dirt neck

The useless and often lazy workers on a construction site who don't have the skill or ability to learn a trade so they just run excavators and other machinery playing in the dirt.
These dang dirt necks can't even dig to grade, now our concrete is gonna be at the wrong elevation when we pour!
by Rattlesnakejake June 6, 2023
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Purple neck

When your niggas bitch massacres the fuck out of his neck with hickeys
Yo my dawg is a purple neck from his ugly ass girl
by Bushwookie747 September 24, 2019
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V Neck

Something that a pussy ass niggah would wear to school
Damn look at that bitch ass nigga named Colton jones wearing a dirty ass v neck shirt
by Doggypubs November 11, 2019
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