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Internet Secretary

When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.
Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?
by J brown. January 6, 2015
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Internet

Probably the only thing you need in this time and era.
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reliable internet

something that doesn't exist.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any reliable internet services that I can use?
Person 2: N O I N T E R N E T P R O V I D E R I S R E L I A B L E
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The Internet

The internet can be an informational place for searching,Watching,. But before all of this people had to search information in books.This “Internet” Started with ARPANET and the Defense Data Network officially changed to the TCP/IP standard on January 1, 1983 hence the birth of the Internet.The internet has lots of Search Engine to use such as Google,Yahoo Although The internet can be a wonderful place it can still be a dangerous place to search in so anytime you search in the internet look out for misinformation or Propaganda.

To access the internet we need a source so in 1822
The first computer was invented by Charles Babbage (1822) but was not built until 1991! Alan Turing invented computer science. The ENIAC (1945) was the first electronic general-purpose digital computer; it filled a room. The Micral N was the world's first “personal computer” and that's a little known fact about how the internet came to be and how people can access it wirelessly from the comfort of their homes instead of going to the library reading books and going back to your house.
The internet has its roots in the late 1960s with the creation of ARPANET, an academic research network funded by the US military's Advanced Research Projects Agency (ARPA, now known as DARPA). The first workable prototype of the internet was developed during this time. The aim of ARPANET was to provide a way for researchers to share computing resources and collaborate on research projects.

The development of the internet continued through the 1970s and 1980s, with the creation of new computer networks and the development of the Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol (TCP/IP) as the standard communication protocol for these networks. This led to the formation of the internet as we know it today, a global network of interconnected computer networks.
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Internet Extrovert

a person who uses the internet in social ways, using social media often, regularly participating in online chats, and plays online multiplayer games; the opposite of an internet introvert
Person 1: (person) is pretty popular on (social media website), I wonder why?
Person 2: He’s just an internet extrovert.
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The internet

Where you find porn
I watched a lot of porn on the internet last night!!!
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The internet

The internet is an amazing contraption made to communicate and distract people. The internet is addictive and fun.
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