Drain Snaking

The act of inserting an object akin to a drain cleaner or piece of barbed wire (like the “snake” that comes with a bottle of Drain-O) as deep as you can into your urethra, then pulling it out as hard as you can, almost as if you were starting a lawnmower.

I had to go to the hospital last weekend because I was drain snaking too hard.

by I Am The One Who Munts April 17, 2024

dinner snake

A massive dump after a massive dinner so big it coils on itself.

A guest remarked that even after five flushes he could not get rid of the dinner snake.

by jon dough May 17, 2014

Snake

A manipulator who remove people from group chats.

Ex: Ben Rosmarin is a snake

by a sssssnake January 29, 2019

crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.

You can't do that for crying snakes!

by CaramelloKoala December 31, 2015

Snakes

A “snake” is a person who is usually fake (mostly they are girls). Snakes pretend to be your friend by going behind your back taking shit about you to other people or your enemy.

“Look at them snakes. They ain’t slick.”

by colddxnise February 23, 2019

Nicaraguan Brown Snake

Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.

I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.

by NbsJesse August 12, 2017

slaizer snake

a big ass dick
largest of the snake family
very agressive around poon

did you see that slaizer snake, it was fuckin huge!!

by dick belong August 23, 2007