Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.

Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.

by Telemok Chedar November 6, 2012

snake in a turtleneck sweater

“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.

Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.

“I love English men and their snake in a turtleneck sweater.”

by Aantazy January 2, 2018

Crum Snake

A person notoriouslly known to only come around to crash smoke sessions. Also, attempts to incuspiculously steal part of the bowl during session in a pretentious way.

Don't be loud about our session the Crum Snake as lurking around and I don't want him in on it, plus I've seen him pour the bowl onto his watch.

by JustDontGiveAF October 26, 2009

Snake

1. An animal
2. a backstabbing goon
3. the main character of the metal gear games

1. The zoo have the best snakes
2. Micah Bell is a rat boy snake
3. Snake is going on a mission in Afghanistan

by T473N February 22, 2021

slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects

i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet

by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.

Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.

by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017