Hym "Ugh... What IS it? What even IS it?"

Iam "I don't know... Google it."

Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"

Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've never tried it and the bottle made it look good."

Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle! Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "

Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"

Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."

Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"

Hym "Haa... Everything is hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'm leaving."

Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"
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(DBEism) - a secondary, typically highly desirable effect of a D-Block Europe track.
"This new DBE World tape is guaranteed to give listeners otherworldy side effects"
"Did you listen to DBE World? I knew it was going to be fire but I didn't know the side effects would be going to another planet!"
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CMFBAD...SIDES...

~COREY TAYLOR 2022
I have demons living in me, the bad side of CMFB...SIDES
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A song By Benny Blanco , Halsey , and Khalid. this song is still in 99% of my playlists
She Would meet me on the East Side
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A secret song interface KEEPS MONOPOLY SLEAZE in place.
well COLUMBIA as N0 ENGLES , wait you know, " ON SIDE KIK", "" when you find out (URL), it's TOO LATE, " ARAMCO KIK , " ...your browser (URL) has got always ON SIDE KIK.
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A mispronunciation of the term "side hoe"
Brigitte: He is loves me, even if he has some side horses.
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The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.
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