surprise randy

When a creepy older man named Randy emerges from your closet while you and your partner are engaged in coitus, only dressed in a superman cape and holding a red balloon.

Me and the lady were getting busy last night then my step dad busted in and gave us the ol' surprise Randy.

by sleepermedic December 13, 2021

Surprise it’s Sana

A game show where a mysterious entity called sana wreaks havoc on those she texts most often.

If you ever get texted Surprise it’s Sana, leave the country. You are in immediate danger.

by the all knowing spirit April 5, 2022

Surprise

Tell me anthony

Anthony tell me the surprise please DADD-

by penutbuttersquirell April 24, 2022

Surprise balogna

Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.

A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.

by JeezyWheezy June 21, 2022

supride

Push off to the side, mostly commonly romantic feelings for another person, despite constant thought/feeling of them. It can become an almost tormenting feeling within the mind but you won’t allow yourself to suppress your actual feelings in verbal use in fear of rejection. This can cause you to feel unfulfilled or potentially empty.

I should supride my feelings for Sarah because she’s dating Will.

I don’t know how he’s going to respond so I should supride my feelings now.
I want her to know what I think about her, but I don’t want to hurt her, so I should supride.

by Bootymuncher3800 February 1, 2023

Superised

When you are in a bed with another man and your stick grows in size

"Im becoming superised"

by oh oh oh oh oh oh May 23, 2023

Superised

Being superised is when you are in the bed with a man and your stick rises in length.

"Man im getting superised"

by oh oh oh oh oh oh May 28, 2023