Sexy Malcolm

Malcolm is sexy. Sexy is Malcolm. He is very sexy so he pulls all of the huzz.

Man that Sexy Malcolm is looking fine today.

by Sexy Malcolm December 17, 2024

Sexy Troll

A Sexy Troll is someone who doesn't have looks but still looks sexy as fuck

She might not look like anything but she is sexy as fuck she is my sexy troll

by D.K. Rikamortiz December 28, 2024

sexy massimo

a dildo dipped in pasta sauce that you insert in your Italian partners mouth

“ last night i got my first sexy massimo”

by anonymous January 3, 2025

Sexy

Marshmollie Molliepop, Sexually arousing

Marshmellow Molliepop was looking sexy today!

by Raymond Noodle October 18, 2019

Sexy

Someone really attractive

Carrigan is sooooooooooooooooooo sexy. I think she might be even sexier than Tyler, the Creator.

by TheSexyFaceeee October 25, 2019

Sexy Pig

There’s always that one sexy pig friend; she thinks that no one will ever love but really she’s the hottest and sweetest gal you could ever meet. She’s curvy and artistic and the best friend ever. She always carries bandaids and Tylenol and the best hugs. Plus, she is so good at folding burritos or whatever that kid kian eats at lunch.

Damn she’s a fine ass sexy pig

by mummypig October 28, 2019

Big Greek Sexy

A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.

1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline [phone]

“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”

by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025