poop sprinkles

(n.) small circular terds exjected from the anus.
(adj.) look as such, looking terrible.

Omg, i look like poop sprinkles today! Ugh.

by hanxchelx April 23, 2009

poop shnaps

an alcoholic beverage consisting of barley, belly lint, schmegma, and cocaine.

Poop shnaps and Wheaties is the breakfast of champions.

by JaMandaGiddy February 14, 2009

poop phone

When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.

Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.

by starlux March 6, 2009

poop hypnosis

when your mesmerized by the smell and sound of others pooping

lee had total poop hypnosis while visiting his friend ronni, he couldn't move from the outside of the bathroom door.

by nnylrehteah January 18, 2009

Mean Poop

A poop that is mean

Someone: Sophia, why are you such a mean poop?
Sophia: Idk.

by Sugardoodles June 6, 2018

Poop Swoop

When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.

Dude that fratbrochill just pulled off the poop swoop, what a brave man!!!

by Kasbrochilligans June 1, 2012

Poop Social

The act of gathering a group of friends, heading to a bathroom with multiple stalls, and pooping together. Conversations will take place most of the time.

Friend 1: Oh god, this Taco Bell's gonna run right through me
Friend 2: Hit me later for a poop social man

by halfrican594 February 22, 2011