He’s the most beautiful man on the planet. Some people refer to him as Jesus because he’s scored 300000 goals in his 1 year as a footballer.
by 36Bigmanmanmnamnam May 3, 2021
Get the Paul Caddismug. 
Paul is the boring skinny IT guy that tried to hit on the check out girls at Kroger. He owns a Chevy equinox he painted racing strips on cause that's just so cool (aka lame). He hosts an annual superbowl party even though he knows nothing about sports and invites all the coworkers who secretly hate him. Listens to podcasts. He owns a small apartment and a dog he cant take care of. All he has in his fridge is ham and two bottles of shitty expensive beer.
"Fuck you Paul,"
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."
by Unicake February 6, 2019
Get the Paulmug. The sexiest man alive with the cutest accent. I would do anything for Paul’s attention. The biggest piece of eye candy on this side of the Mississippi.
by PaulsNo1Fan December 19, 2022
Get the paul romatschkemug. Dude your such a Jake Paul
person one: HES DYING!
person two: WHY?
Person one: he watched jake paul and died of cancer and cringe
person one: HES DYING!
person two: WHY?
Person one: he watched jake paul and died of cancer and cringe
by its_ordinary October 25, 2017
Get the Jake Paulmug. by Sunflower564 February 1, 2022
Get the Paulmug. Well, where do I even begin? Take care and time with Paul, he is a warm individual once you get to know him. He can be very sweet and deep. He's not afraid to ask questions and understands the importance of making people feel as comfortable as possible, as he doesn't like to make assumptions; he doesn't really believe in them. Paul wants to be understood and also makes an effort to understand what makes you the way you are and I assure you; through his sarcastic remarks, laughter, dark humour, ability to make you feel better, advice he gives you, it can/will be one of the easiest and most unimaginably amazing relationships you'll ever have. Take it slow with him, but not too slow. Unravel his story. Things will come naturally if it's meant to be. Push Paul, make him realise his true potential. He will equally do the same for you. Guide Paul, aid him in his decision making. He will try to help you decode your troubles also. Nurture Paul, we all go through tough times but, my Paul has gone through a lot therefore, remind your Paul; whatever predicament he may have gone through or be in, that it's all okay and that things can/will only get better. He will soothe any wounds you have, regardless of their complexity...
by _kitty August 2, 2021
Get the Paulmug.