Tourist in your own town

Giving yourself a rim job

Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town

by Nolatourist June 11, 2016

New Tidy Town Committee

Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Commitee. The current TT group have alienised volunteers and our wildly unpopular. Over 50% of the organizations in town now refuse to work with them. Brendan Foley, James Day and Orna Eccles should retire and hand over bank account and social media details so a new group can be elected and hopefully repair the damage the current committee has done.

Killorglin needs a new Tidy Town Committee. They have loss all support and credibility

by Killorglinpetition April 18, 2021

G-Town metal mover

an overly ambitious arms dealer from Germantown, Maryland

Nobody buys from Abdul, he charges $700 for a Glock 17 and he believes he’s the only G-Town metal mover.

by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

crazy noisy bizzare town

A town that is not only crazy and noisy, but also bizzare to.

Jotaro: where the fuck are we again
Josuke: we're in a CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN.
Jotaro: josuke this doesn't fucking help I know we're in a crazy noisy bizzare town.

by >_<!!!!! May 25, 2022

man about town

A euphemism for a wannabe pimp who don't have no bitches.

Dick: Whoa, dude! That Snoop?
Jane: Na man, its a man about town.

by Bennett July 18, 2004

goin' all town meeting

"goin' all town meeting" is a phrase that came to bare after the national town meeting on universal health care that basically means screaming insanely all up in your face.

You'd better take two steps back before

I start goin' all town meeting on your ass !

by critter getter August 14, 2009

edward town middle school

Where do I start.... well the school is made up of an odd mix of kids. I’d say 20% maddd ghetto, 40% emo/edgy 🤮, 20% popular/preppy, 10% gay kids (some really awesome but some mad annoying), and 10% is made up of actually decent people. Most of the teachers are feminists and that gets hella annoying. Also we have pretty bad modified teams (and some JV). Half the kids have awesome grades in everything always and the other half are literally failing, and have been since day one; there’s no inbetween. The 6th graders act like they’re in high school. Our band and our choir really suck. Also Kids get beaten up every day, some have to go to the hospital. One kid even committed suicide from the hate he got from his classmates (we are NOT going to talk about it right now) and that is very very sad I’m sorry to everyone that knew him. So yea our school is not great but it’s also not exactly terrible in my opinion.

Uh oh, did you here my friend (insert name) got thrown into the wall today at Edward Town Middle School?

by ImGoodAtFortnite May 19, 2018