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Blobby Trolls

Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.
All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.
by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022
mugGet the Blobby Trollsmug.

Troll Monkey

What a mother calls her child(s) when they are out of control, or misbehaving.
Come over here you little troll monkey, pick up this mess you made.
by The Momma that knows October 8, 2019
mugGet the Troll Monkeymug.

Trolling Device

A quirky object used to bamboozle unsuspecting bystanders, otherwise known as an IED.
I engaged in a bit of tomfoolery by placing a trolling device inside this comically oversized envelope addressed to the nearest government office building.
by acid3 February 15, 2022
mugGet the Trolling Devicemug.

Troll

The act of unreasonable complaining, distasteful commenting or to 'hate on' in a comment or forum.

This act is often made fun of by Ray William Johnson on his show =3
The Troll would say something is ''Fake and gay''
by TinyTemptress June 15, 2011
mugGet the Trollmug.

Goat troll/king troll

Non bias, likes dbz and is the best troller
Goat troll/king troll being a goat
by Zāddÿ February 21, 2021
mugGet the Goat troll/king trollmug.

Troll

Troll (v) an action taken by Michael Manzi (n) in efforts to piss people off and confuse them. On other occasions it is to make them laugh. No one really knows.
michael, did you really just troll Madie’s bf?”
by sofiademasi September 27, 2017
mugGet the Trollmug.

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