"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speedmug. Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,
by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020
Get the Rule 101 of the internetmug. When a person don’t like you they try to become friends with other people who don’t like you and talk about you together.
Girl 1- Y’all don’t like Keisha ?
All- No .
Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .
Girl 3- Bet .
Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .
All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.
All- No .
Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .
Girl 3- Bet .
Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .
All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.
by Aurlasia January 7, 2022
Get the Internet groupiemug. This criminal was supposed to be executed but the police decided to Internet Explore his date to 2000 years.
by Kjelpop November 10, 2020
Get the To Internet Exploremug. .
by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025
Get the I cOuLd GeT mY iNtErNeT TaKen AwAy If I DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO GaMeSmug. The internet version of open book. Usually used when referring to a teacher letting you use your laptop and the internet during a test.
by pxs1919 October 24, 2017
Get the open internetmug. by Idiotswipper June 19, 2023
Get the The internetmug.