National suck dick day

April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked
Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works
by SuckywhodoyoK April 11, 2019
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national fat cat day

National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!
L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.

A: my cat weights 25 pounds
by January 4th November 06, 2019
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National Honey Badger Day

The day right after Groundhog Day. With the determination of how many more weeks of winter on February 2nd of each year by the Groundhog, a hilarious internet response began soon after on the premise of the Randall "Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" you tube sensation.

Every year this day is picking up more steam and in 2015, facebook and other social media began in on the fun. February 3rd is becoming the one day a year where everyone is allowed and encouraged to not to give a fuck.
Every day is National Honey Badger Day for Tommy. That boy never has any care in the world. In fact, I encourage anyone for proof that Tommy has real blood and is actually human like the rest of us.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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national squish tits day

notational squish tits day is on august 26. so go squish those tits
today is national squish tits day
by daddyeater887 August 26, 2018
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National Danielle Cohn day

On August 22 everyone wears Adidas sweatpants and a Harvard sweatshirt in honor of Danielle Cohn’s signature dance to “I don’t mind.”
Every time you see someone with the same outfit you “break your back” the same way Danielle Cohn did.
Boy: “Why is everyone wearing Adidas sweatpants and Harvard sweatshirts?”
Girl: “Because it’s National Danielle Cohn day!”
by Joe mama sucks November 08, 2019
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National blow job day

National blow job day is march 14th. Not in june. Kids must be writing these.it is known as steak and bj day it is a male holiday to counter the female holiday of Feb 14th.
Enjoy your National blow job day!
by Begone325 January 29, 2018
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