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Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.
Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?
by escyr August 19, 2024
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nerd snare

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.
P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.

P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021
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Nerd

Someone who is smarter than you in anyway.
Jim: A nerd ( smarter than you ).
by Amazingsand October 17, 2021
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nerd

The real popular kids. The "supposed" popular kids (half assholes, half super dumb, sometimes both) their minds is only about sport, and their thoughts are a broken record of SPORT, and have an IQ of 15.

All of the most powerful people are nerds, that super jock dick in your class in 10th grade will never be Bill Gates.
The only well payed 'popular people' are Sport players, and they are heavily overpaid.
nerds are good, and are the real popular kids
Jocks and popular people are only popular, since nerds are a small population, and most hanger on-ers of jock gangs are idiots, and don't know better.
by thetruthgiver202 November 21, 2020
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neptunic nerds

neptunic nerds are a band in the us sage, oliva, phills,nascar, sky, cloudy,coco.bean,my falut. yes those are the names they write songs you should go see for yourself
hey have you heard of neptunic nerds? yea dude there a great band!!
by coolperson33 June 1, 2021
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PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerd[s])

The guy everyone knows who believes he's more intelligent than he actually is. More condescending and judgemental than yo momma after you callin from jail needing bailed out. Spends most of his time playing league of legends in his parents basement and being rejected by tinder girls.
Lulz such a PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerds) , gtfo newb
Fat Larry hasn't gotten off his computer in 16 hours, I think he won't stop looking at hentai. He's really become a PDN!
by Harrybuuulllls February 2, 2018
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Fortnite nerd

Bro he's such a fucking fortnite nerd holy shit bro never touched grass in his life
by OnlineSaviour November 13, 2023
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