crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name
The crotch monster is prepared to take you
by your old gradmother December 09, 2019
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 18, 2021
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monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.
“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.
by M.F. Jones October 07, 2017
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Monster Foodies

A bunch of idiots (Cookie Monster and Gonger) who think they’re great at cooking, but they just make things anyone could make even with 0 skill and try to make up for it by actually going to the factory to get a missing ingredient.

Here Are the things they made
PB & J Sandwiches

Succotash

Pasta
Birthday Cake
Of Course We Can help you, cause we are Monster Foodies!
by 556788866 August 15, 2021
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A Monsters Inc. Avalanche

Ejaculating into someone's mouth, and having them laugh/"spit-take" cum BACK up the urethra......"put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."
Celia gave me "A Monsters Inc. Avalanche" for our anniversary, and I got so backed up
by Mike was whore's key September 20, 2022
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Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.
King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.
by monster mitts April 04, 2009
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Sea monster

Sexual intercourse with a guy and a girl, while they are in a big body of water, the guy sticks a live fish in the girls ass while he eats it out and spits it into her mouth then makes her suck his dick while the fish is in her mouth,
“Hey babe” want to go do a sea monster tonight?
by TheRealPokerPig August 04, 2020
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