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matthewsating

Accusing another person of performing acts of either incest, pedophilia or beastiality.
Greg was matthewsating Muhammed about him sleeping with his dog Lexi.
by Btreazee February 9, 2024
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Mathew Perry

DEAD. RIP.... chandler was such a good character...
"did you hear that Mathew Perry died?"
"Wasnt that the guy who played Chandler?"
"ye. he drowned."
by ARa~ ArA~ November 14, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.
My Matthew is such a bitch!
I love my matthew.
by lilrenkx November 15, 2023
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Matthew Green

A primordial being, birthed from the sorrow of the people and the union of greater existence. Ketamine Bluetholemew and Alcoholism Von Yellow joined together to form one of the building blocks of natural order. Through the fusion of these unknowns, Matthew Green was birthed. A true figglebottom(although he denies such naming convention due to his overwhelming sense of humility), he brought about the beginning of all things and acts as a governor to the passage of time and humanity's place within it's continuum.

Also used to describe the man above, he who holds the cat named Gypsy.
Is that Matthew Green? Rejoice! It is the coming of a new age!
by xx_jaydyncorepilledcel_xx November 18, 2023
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Matthew Lillard

One of the sexiest men known to this earth, played Shaggy, Stu Macher and now William Afton, aged like fine wine and would smash 👌
Person 1: do you like Matthew Lillard?

Person 2: hell yeah I’d bang him
by DilfBanger November 18, 2023
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Matthew sturnioloK

The reason why my gf dosent love me 🖕
Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended
Unboyfriended= sad💔🙁👎🏽
by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023
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matthew sturnioloK

Her: OMG I LIVE MATT STURNIOLO
Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended…
Me:…

Unboyfriended = sad 🖤💔🙁✌️👎🏽
by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023
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