March 11

The worst fucking day of the year

Friend:man i just lost the person of my dreams
Other friend: its march 11 dude what did you expect .

by Steve⭐️ March 11, 2023

March 25

March 25 is the only day to slap someone’s BUNDHAAAA

‘I want to slap that fat juicy bundhaaa’
‘Bro, it’s March 25. You are allowed.’

by youstinkyloller March 24, 2022

March 23

Make out with your bf/gf day

Guy: “Babe, let’s make out”
Girl: “Why?”
Guy: “Bc it’s March 23!”

by HenryHaet March 18, 2022

17 March

Have sex with your bf/gf

Girl: Hey

Boy: hey
Girl: can we have sex as it’s 17 March?
Boy: yes we can

by SugarSnapPees June 9, 2024

March 30th

March 30th is National Women/Girls say yes day
This means for everything boys or anyone asks to a women/girl
They must say yes to everything

Boy: Hello, do you like jake
Girl: ... dang it, it's march 30th
Boy: So???
Girl: Yes...

by Gothni March 10, 2022

March 20th

So basically, March 20th.

Friend: Fuck you.

Me: March 20th.

by KurnoKBalls February 16, 2022

March 6

This birthday makes a person born on March 6 a great, smart, and loving friend. March 6 birthdays are really friendly.

Person 1: Hey, that person was born on March 6!
Person 2: I bet they’re friendly!

by kdancer16 March 4, 2022