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one-legged Greg

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023
mugGet the one-legged Gregmug.

Leggings-Legs

She has leggings-legs
by AnnoyedandShowingIt January 28, 2024
mugGet the Leggings-Legsmug.

bench legs

Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.
That gal walking toward us has ugly and unshapely bench legs!
by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011
mugGet the bench legsmug.

Free legging

When you’re having sex and your girl is bent over a tall bench/desk and she can’t touch the floor. So her legs are just hanging (free legging)
This chick was short when I had her bent over my desk she was free legging by a mile
by Lilporkbelly November 12, 2017
mugGet the Free leggingmug.

Baby deer legs

After u bang your lover so good that if she trys to walk rite after her legs will be all wabully like when a baby deer trys to stand for the first time
I gave her the dick so good when she tried to stand up rite after but she had baby deer legs
by Bobbym209 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Baby deer legsmug.

wind in your leg

a joint ache or an ache in the noodle. a chinese superstition. arthritis. juvenile. also a symptom of your menstrual cycle
the only way to get rid of wind in your leg is to keep moving your legs. I got wind in my legs! can be cured with sun or lemon juice on the knee. or mydol.
by y-a June 7, 2001
mugGet the wind in your legmug.

one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.
I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.
by Nachtein February 14, 2012
mugGet the one-legged dancemug.

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