January 25th

January 25th is national CRUSH day.
rain down comically large boulders onto civilians, crush them.

“January 25th is national crush day! That means I get to CRUSH you.”

by The lord of skungs January 25, 2024

January 30

National do NOT send 5 ass pics day

Hey its January 30 national do NOT send 5 ass pics day

by alexxx6699 January 30, 2025

January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day

DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss

by Not depressed kiss kiss December 31, 2021

January 8

be free

January 8 is a special day

by uwu kidnapper girl January 7, 2022

January 15

-National get drunk and flirt with your crush day!!

Me: *drinks beer*
Also Me: Roses are red violets are blue guess what? my bed has room for two ;)
Crush: Why are you flirting with me and why are you drunk?
Me: It's January 15
Crush: ooooh

by RedPotato November 13, 2020

January 11

it’s Jailah’s birthday! wish her a happy birthday @iiamm.jaiiii on insta💋

person: OMGGG! it’s january 11th!
person 2: wtf does that mean?
person:ITS JAILAHS BIRTHDAY BITCH!

by iiam.jaiiii November 24, 2023

January 23rd

The day the most beutiful, amazing, awesome person was born, the one and only XXXTENTACION

Its January 23rd man, DAMN i miss him

by PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE January 19, 2021