january 29

a little piss baby. what a fucking little squirrel cunt. january 29th babies pee there pants after 4 shots and cry to adele in their car at 3 am. what a loser. fucking bitch.

damn that girl born on january 29th is soooo lame

by theaquarianmind November 23, 2021

January 15th

On January 15th, every Duolingo user has to get as much exp as possible.

if you dont have duolingo, January 15th is the perfect day to bully all your tall friends. like nobody cares if you can touch the top of the door frame jeremy 🙄.

dan: its January 15th bro...

tall kid: please tell me you have duolingo.

by milfeatroutr69 December 27, 2023

January 9

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

The national celebration when we all become call if you are born on january 9 and people born in january 5 are bullied because there ugly and dumb

by UNKOWN GINGY MAN December 15, 2019

January 23rd

The day the most beutiful, amazing, awesome person was born, the one and only XXXTENTACION

Its January 23rd man, DAMN i miss him

by PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE January 19, 2021

January 29

National Second Chance to Send a Titty Pic Day for those who forgot

Yo, u forgot again? all good, its January 29 u got another shot..

by Mr.T1n January 29, 2025

January 17th

Somebody very dumb and thinks that everything evolves around them

Oh look that person thinks they cool they are probably born on January 17th

by Nxaxhuuu September 20, 2021

January 6th

If you were born on this day, you are definitely are super cool person and deserve the world

Person 1: Yo!! You were born on January 6th?!!
Birthday person: Yes
person 1: BRO YOUR SO COOL
Ur a bad bitchhhhh

by h.i_,kayla January 4, 2022