January 9th

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born

Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!

by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021

January 4

a day where chloe xie is born ! happy birthday to myself LOL

friend: omg is january 4 ! happy birthday chloe !!

by chloe xie is better than u December 3, 2021

January 5th

national sexy bitch day, only sexy horny motherfuckers are born on this day and they deserve lots of sex

:it’s january 5th
:your birthday?
:yes now fuck me

by lilmicrowavablepizza December 4, 2021

Jizzy January

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.

“Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year”

by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024

January 13th

National make it official with your crush day. ☺️

Guy 1: dang man I really have a crush on this girl

Guys 2: bro it’s January 13th tell them

by baddieswolf.gang February 19, 2024

January 24

THE DAY MY POOKIE WOOKIE BESTIE WESTIE WAS BORN I LOVE HER SO MUCH

january 24 my fave day other than april 7th.(day we met!!)

by SUICIDAL-IDIOT March 8, 2024

22nd of January

The 22nd of January has been deemed as National sahri wins day and it is the day sahri finds out that she has know Lauren longer. She is victorious, she is superior.

Omg no way it’s the 22nd of January it’s national sahri wins day let’s all go praise her!!

by Slaygirlypop March 11, 2024