Donald

Donald is a very disturbed old man. He likes to ruin family relationships and events because he emotionally abuses your grandma and brain washes her. Your grandma will feel pressured to bring him to every family event uninvited. He will drink all your wine and the night goes downhill from there (be careful he’s a light weight) he might do a reach around or talk In tongues at the thanksgiving prayer. This is only the beginning… don’t be surprised if there’s a hidden camera installed in the basement or bathroom he might ask if you need help scrubbing your back. And the night time will end with him trying to turn your grandma against your whole family and he will eat all your food. He will leave with a sweet fart and burp on the ring camera and not one thank you. And the list goes on…

If you ever meet a Donald give him the nickname dildo and hide your wife and kids make sure to call 911 right away.

by ShesAmonster1 July 19, 2024

Donald trump shooting

the old decarpetated man. he is a bombdil froogfolip.

person 1: the Donald trump shooting was funny.
person 2: skibidi rizzing brb
person: 3: kill yourself
Donald trump: is f***ing hittwing dwa gwiddy

by circle2 July 19, 2024

Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.

Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.

by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024

Donald Trump

he is the real annoying Orange. Almost got shot lol

Donald Trump is orange as the sun

by Hillary Clinton 6969 July 22, 2024

Donald Trump

See: 'God-Emperor'

God-Emperor, Donald Trump, is likely the final hope America has to not devolve into the Socialist States of America.

by GeschmackGeist July 26, 2024

Donald Trump

A racist, sexist, criminal who has followers who are IN DENIAL about him being a shitty person

If you support him you seriously need mental help. You must hate America to support that since removing the rights of others would be against what America is about.

"I support Donald Trump!"
He's a racist, a sexist, and committed fraud...
"GRR NO HE DIDN'T I HATE WOMEN AND POC OH AND I HATE LGBTQ!"
You need grippy socks...
"YOU'LL GO TO HELL BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA GRRR AHHH!"

by Official_RatCult_Queen July 27, 2024

Donald Trump

The best thing that ever happend to america

Donald Trump is awesome

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 30, 2024