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Don't bait it

Don't bait it
by Matiinau May 25, 2020
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.
That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"
by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017
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Don't get died

A sentence used as a joke when someone walks away.
James: well bye guys I gotta go for a jog.
Matt: bye just Don't get died.
James: ill try!
by Lollipop loli November 16, 2021
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don't be sad

"Don't be sad."
That's literally what you tell somebody when they're feeling bad or simply are sad.

You're trying to comfort them.
Sarah: “Ugh, I hate my life. I feel so sad right now.”
George: “Aw, don't be sad! Life goes on, it's going to get better soon.”
by emsmh February 6, 2018
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