crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.

Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.

by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008

Shred Coffee

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.

With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.

by zenguitar June 16, 2010

Night Coffee

Another word for Beer

Friday night, its time for some night coffee.

by the5ifty June 25, 2010

Party Coffee

A coffee you drink before a night out. A caffeine kick for those times you feel like you're far too tired to get your rave on.

Get a Party Coffee down your neck and you'll be ready to go!

by CaffieneFiend October 20, 2010

e-coffee

The coffee (or hot beverage) you have with a friend through an internet medium - eg, Skype chat, MSN or Facebook. Made individually, consumed simultaneously.

See also e-tea

Let's have an e-coffee this Tuesday, 2pm - see you on Skype!

by chickitt April 4, 2011

pink coffee mug

Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.

"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "

by Lt. Walter Sobchak October 31, 2011

hugantic coffeenator

any person who drinks way more coffee than anyone, even more than a caffeine/ coffee "addict" drinks.

better get ur coffee before the hugantic coffeenators get here because they will drink so much that the coffee pot will stay empty!

by tan and mom November 12, 2011