Fake Christians

Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.

Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”

by Hym Iam November 4, 2022

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Christian

A dude who is cracked at the tuba my guy.

Christian is cracked.

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Christian Cherrypicker

Somebody who chooses the bible verses they like and disregards the verses they do not like. So they can continue to live in a shell.

Jerry is a Christian Cherrypicker, he thinks homosexuality is a sin but wears mixed fabrics and eats fish.

by Vegan Atheist December 9, 2017

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Christian

Someone who is the worlds sweetest guy ever. He will do anything for you. He will do anything in your honor. He has the biggest heart every. He will treat any girl the way they should be treat. He is a rare guy that you never really see. He cares,takes anything you say into consideration,will always ask if you are ok. He will be the sweetest boyfriend ever to man kind.

Girl 1: Yo I really want Baileys boyfriend.

Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.

Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.

by BMY2008 January 6, 2019

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Christian Aid Ministries

Idiot nazis that are direct descendants of Operation Paperclip nazis, engaged in fuckery worldwide and it is strongly encouraged that people audit their publicly available financial statements. FAFO

Christian Aid Ministries, specifically, are a bunch of maniacal nazi bastards that need to be audited.

by General FAFO December 4, 2025

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