Can

a handsome, sexy, tall guy. He is loved by everyone except his mother. He is really smart and he can actually get girls.
Can is the best guy.

girl 1: how was Can in bed last nightg?
girls 2: OMG he was sooo good. He is handsome and sexy. He also has a huge cock!
girls 1: OMG bestie!!

by Namazaki August 27, 2021

Can man

A can man is a person who does nothing and sits at home alone playing games and uses cans to dress them self’s they are usually 14 which is why they don’t know look after them selfs and likes fortnight people

My friend is a can man

by Arqziii March 2, 2021

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

by Death Menace September 24, 2022

Canned

When a jock/bully throws someone in the school dumpster.

"Travis(jock): Look Conner(quarter back) canned the nerd"

by A knowing person July 25, 2021

catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2016

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

can fan

An individual who only dates someone because they write graffiti. Often times this type of person will hop writer to writer with no intention of pursuing a complex relationship, but just hanging out with them to seem more cool or hesh.

They may catch cutty presto tags, but lack a genuine love for graffiti.

Similar to the skateboarding term "ramp tramp," but in terms of graffiti.

"Nah shorty didn't like me for the real me, she was just a can fan."

by notacanfan123 August 8, 2025