Mr. Burger

(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."

"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"

by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019

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Burger balls

Contrary to public belief this is not related to meatballs, but is more closely related to balls that resemble burger meat which has been smashed deep with a meat tenderizer.

His burger balls are not presentable.

by Lashonhara August 04, 2021

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Burger Balls

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.

Cara had to lay off the jorts because the burger balls were starting to be bothersome.

by Deepration July 29, 2021

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