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american diet

Jim: Bob you said your on a diet but your eating junk food
Bob: Im on an american diet
american diet by kacsa June 9, 2015

American hello 

The act of licking someone up the side of their cheek. Used as a standard hello for close friends, for fun, or if they are Irish.
I just got an American hello from a random stranger at the bar.

American douche canoe 

An American "douche canoe" is the finest of human beings. Riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an American douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, noble. A true American hero
josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.

american 

1: im lesbian
2: i thought you were american
american by peepeeass October 25, 2019

American School 

Commonly known as "shooting range".
"hey mom I am going to the american school to have my exams"
"Okay Honey, do not get shot"
American School by October 29, 2019

American 

Person/animal/alien born in the U.S.A or raised there, the most brave ones are the Species of Floridamen.
Bob: why you talkin like a non american?
Pedro: why you talkin? You ceiling gang so stfu