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40-year-old-dude-at-the-club

arising at club or similar scene

situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid

He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug

when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her

this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair

this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous

invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate

the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u

feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape

run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
him: hi, my name is liney. would you like a drink?

you: no hablar Inglis.

girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!

(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
by D.Praved February 4, 2010
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First Against The Wall Club

The First Against The Wall Club (FAWC) refers to groups of people that are historically the first to be forced up against a wall and shot by firing squads when the collectivists/totalitarians take over.

The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.
“What’s with the rifle, aren’t gays anti-gun?”

“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo”
by Well_Armed_Rat July 31, 2021
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Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)
John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!
by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021
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we gotta go to the club after this

a phrase that people say to their friends after uncontrollably laughing at something

no this does not mean they are actually gonna go to the club
*while laughing* HOMEGIRL WE GOTTA GO TO THE CLUB AFTER THISS
by PurpleLuke November 29, 2020
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Bold Moves Mustang Club of Tulsa

The greatest Mustang Club in Oklahoma if not the World. Home of the Jerbear!

Started in 2006-
Bold Moves Mustang Club is dedicated to giving our members a setting in which they can enjoy the passion that we all share for our beloved Mustang. BMMC is committed to our members and we strive to provide a unique and pleasurable atmosphere where you can make lifelong friends while enjoying a common interest.
Bold Moves Mustang Club of Tulsa
Bmmc Rocks!
by 2006Gt January 23, 2009
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we love bob club

who would ever worship bob barker??
by eric frost June 7, 2003
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bourne high school drama club

The only good part of Bourne High School. Will forever be known for there crazy directer, 1 guy to every 10 girls and a dumb rehearsal hours. There best productions were Wizard of Oz, Little mermaid and Suessical. They have everything from amazing singers, surprising hot fuck boys and winning states during festival for there showing of "The Childrens Hour" we have really smart asian techies and no social lives. Fuck your homework and sports as well.
Person 1: Do you wanna hang out this weekend

Person 2; No sorry I cant, I have rehearsal

Person 1: Again? For what?
person 2: Bourne High School Drama Clubs production of "Filder On The Roof"
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