When trying to improve everything actually makes life worse. The endless tweaking, tracking, and hacking that leaves you more stressed than before. Productivity apps, fitness gadgets, even parenting advice—sometimes “optimizing” just optimizes the anxiety.
I bought five different apps to manage my schedule, and now I don’t have time to do anything. Classic optimization trap.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 4, 2025
Get the Optimization Trapmug. The plausible situation when you're an inch in your mom and you're dad is an inch in you and you have to make a tough decision to try and escape.
by Backpacktrack May 24, 2025
Get the Nicaraguan Finger Trapmug. josh: *opens gone off milk whilst on tea duty, with no time to get more* YOU’RE BUSSING ME IN A TRAP!
by rumragee October 11, 2020
Get the bussing me in a trapmug. A dusty dude who uses his woman's money & his own to "surprise" her with a busted car or house. He believes his contribution is more valid than her own, & that he doesn't have to consult her with any major decisions. Posts his "accomplishment" on the internet while dragging her for being "ungrateful." Has no more money to even start repairs on the fixer upper, but expects praise.
by MsTea July 25, 2022
Get the Dust Trapmug. A technique in the youtube series, Dragon Ball Z League. When used, the match ends. It is over. The user of the trap shooter has won for the team. They are the victor. One does not question the divine power of the Trap Shooter.
by Xesthan August 30, 2016
Get the Trap Shootermug. 1- A device or enclosure designed to catch and retain animals, typically by allowing entry but not exit or by catching hold of a part of the body.
2- A situation in which people lie in wait to make a surprise attack.
3- Acontainer or device used to collect a specified thing.
4- Alight, two-wheeled carriage pulled by a horse or pony.
5- Adevice for hurling an object such as a clay pigeon into the air to be shot at.
6- Short for trapdoor.
7- A person's mouth (used in expressions to do with speaking).
8- (among jazz musicians) drums or percussion instruments.
9- Atype of hip-hop music typically characterized by a dark tone and rhythms involving low-pitched kick drums and a very fast hi-hat.
10- Aplace where drugs are sold.
11- An act of trapping the ball.
12- Synonym for transvestite.
2- A situation in which people lie in wait to make a surprise attack.
3- Acontainer or device used to collect a specified thing.
4- Alight, two-wheeled carriage pulled by a horse or pony.
5- Adevice for hurling an object such as a clay pigeon into the air to be shot at.
6- Short for trapdoor.
7- A person's mouth (used in expressions to do with speaking).
8- (among jazz musicians) drums or percussion instruments.
9- Atype of hip-hop music typically characterized by a dark tone and rhythms involving low-pitched kick drums and a very fast hi-hat.
10- Aplace where drugs are sold.
11- An act of trapping the ball.
12- Synonym for transvestite.
Trap.
by Çylioprabizurbw February 18, 2025
Get the trapmug. (v) the action of sneakily crawling to a victim and squeezing his or her legs together, forcing them to awkwardly fall down to the ground. During the fall, the attacker must yell "fox trap!"
by JJRJYAY May 31, 2012
Get the fox trappingmug.