Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!

Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!

by jayskind1 October 17, 2021

simp

Alex Morales @alexbro_144 on ig

"that bitch Alex is a simp

by NamelessPhantom.end March 11, 2020

Simp

A kid that is obsessed with his girlfriend and leaves all the boys. Mostly named Diego

Diego simps for Pao and leaves all his friends.

by Fwgegfevrvr grvrve August 21, 2021

Simp

Where you leave your boys to go and see a girls like a puff

George Hoddle and David davidson played fortune with Lizzie the simps

by Sam young June 30, 2020

Simp

Simp is an Internet slang term describing someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in order to win their affection

Alicia: Omg Sofi is such a simp!
Sam: Sofi is the embodiment of the word simp.
Sofi: BRUH.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

Simp

Any guy named Kollin

Kollin apologized for getting booted offline, now he’s a simp.

by Big Dick Bmack May 12, 2020

simp

hi liam you simp

simp

by WERGUWERIOUWOPGU February 27, 2020