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Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment

Fuck you tim”
by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022
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Musty Jacobs Disease

Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!

I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!

Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.

Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.

She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.

Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 7, 2020
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Jacob

His sexuality remains elusive, some argue for him being straight, most think he is gay without any reason. He has also been accused of being a nazi
Person 1: did you hear that Jacob is gay & a nazi
Person 2: no
by Goblin_gaming May 18, 2024
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Jacob

Buff toddler. Cute and quorky. THICKY NICKI. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Football is in his blood same with baseball and wrestling. Frequents 🟧⬛️
Mason: You just pulled a Jacob.
Parker: Don’t ever do that again.
by Meateater20 June 12, 2022
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Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.
Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it
by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022
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Jacob Joseph Kennedy

A purpose-driven individual guided by faith and fueled by compassion — a Christian whose beliefs are lived, not just spoken, shaping every action with integrity and love.

A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.

A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.

Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.
Oh don’t be such a jacob Joseph Kennedy

You’re such a Jacob Joseph Kennedy
by JJKFPACTS June 24, 2025
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jacob simes

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.
by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016
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