Chris Brown

To beat up your girl friend or wife so badly that jail is imminent. Like Bobbie Brown, James Brown, Kci, Ike Turner, etc.

Better calm down before I do a Chris Brown on your ass.

by keylogger February 21, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating someone senseless.

Person 1: Yo, I think dude gettin mad.
Person 2: He is! He bout to go Chris Brown on his ass!!!

by bgeor002 March 3, 2009

Chris Brown

After Choking a whore and giving her a Dirty Sanchez, take her money, driver's liscence, and shave all her hair. Then drop her off at the nearest gas station.

I gave linsey lohan a Chris Brown after that bitch gave me herpes.

by Dik'n'ass June 22, 2009

chris brown

a wife/girlfriend beater/abuser.

Man 1: "Dude, yesterday my girlfriend was back-talking me so I slapped that bitch!"

Man 2: "Hey man, that's not even funny. you're such a chris brown. don't talk to me."

by GuiltyHousecat February 21, 2009

chris brown

An undershirt commonly worn by men and woman. Also known as a "wife beater" or "boy beater"

Letty: Did you see that hot guy at the gym?
Alicia: Which guy?
Letty: The hottie wearing the Chris Brown.
Alicia: Yeah, way hot!

Letty: Did you see that skank always wearing a black bra under her Chris Brown?
Alicia: I know, so trashy.

by RoliPoliOli March 10, 2009

Triple brown

What "comes out" after an entire episode of good mythical morning spent eating a chili slide, various animal testicals, and Link's party mix.

"Are you down with the triple brown?"

by Mark.182 February 2, 2018

chris brown

verb:

the act in which a male partakes in abusing or attacking a young female

ima chris brown you !

watch out hes about to go chris brown on you!

by pandita510 March 11, 2009