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turtledreams

turtle + dreams = true love
the only ship that will never sink
#turtledreamsuwu for life
kod loves turtle
by killourdreams January 30, 2020
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Turtle

Turtle Free battle? Give free rn? Fucking idiot give free
by Turtle_NL February 2, 2020
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Tittle

Tittle
—noun
•1 a portmanteau, combining the words little and tit, used to describe minuscule or diminutive breasts on a lady.
She’s flat as a pancake. No tits to speak of, the tiniest tittles I’ve ever seen.
by Lee Wong February 3, 2020
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Turtle

A "turtle" (ie TURD-le) is what you call someone who is a little turd (or little shit). It is used when you don't want them to know that that's what you actually think of them.
Turtles are usually young males who think they're better than everyone else, they often call themselves "alpha males" but they're actually not, they're little shits or turtles.
Often the fathers of turtles will excuse the poor behaviour of their sons by proudly saying "Oh don't mind him, he's just an Alpha male."
Josh? You're such a turtle!
by Turtle dominator! February 3, 2020
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Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.
Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!
by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020
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Turtle

you have a pet turtle
by milo&benji March 9, 2020
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turtlemilk

Tur-tel • M-ilk

To milk a turtle. Don’t ask how it’s possible 500ug Acid should do the trick.
Oi, why’s my man drinking turtlemilk?
Dunno fam, that’s bare booky, dun’no.
by ItssKhaosss March 10, 2020
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