smackin the tree

Beating your dick so goddamn hard your legs go numb and you can't feel your dick.

Yo nig you done smackin the tree in there.

by Chabreezy January 4, 2017

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

Tree

A tree is a wood with leaves or flowers around it, it gives us oxygen.

Such a long TREE!

by DoraTheExplorerBrother October 2, 2021

Des!duous Tree

A song by rappers: Lil skarr and Lil Fire that consists of:
1. “Ughhhhhhhh!”
2. *Insert flute sound effects here*
3. “DINOSAAAUUUUUUUURRRRRRRER!!”
4. “Raawwwwrrrrr hehahaheee”
5. Amazing word choice and lyrical talent
6. That one word that isn’t offensive at all but might make your mom mad at you

7. “Wanna watch The Grinch and eat some butters—ahhhhhaaarrraaaaawwwwrrrrr”

Des!duous Tree is included in the album “It’s Okay to Make Bad Music”

“Des!duous Tree is my favorite song by Lil skarr and Lil Fire”

by RED HORNS RECORDS January 31, 2025

au-tree

A wee dinosaur

Dark: hey U fucking dinosaur

Au-tree: no I’m- not a fucking dinosaur anymore…
Dark:then what are u?
Au-tree:a
Dark:???
Au-tree:wee dinosaur…
Dark0O0
Everyone dies
The end

by T_R_EEE May 7, 2022

chop down the tree

Jerk off

Hey I’m going to go chop down the tree

by anonymous July 6, 2023

Tree

A word used to describe something good, nice, sexy, goodlooking, cute.
Similar to the word 'peng'.
Most commonly used by the mandem in west yorkshire.

Person 1: you see that boy over there?
Person 2: yeah, he's looking sooo tree innit.
Person 1: he's the most tree lad I've seen ima go get his snap g.

by BigBattyBrian November 6, 2019