Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.

Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”

by LTG69969 January 16, 2024

Horses Minorses

A term describing frustration or exhaustion.

Synonym: Chrysler cars.

Jack: "This work is a pain in my rear *sputters*"
Jill: "Horses Minorses

by Professor Doodlewacker January 20, 2024

HORSE

who dosent know what a horse is

peter the horse is here

by i love joshua dale thomason January 20, 2024

horse mug

someone with a face looking like a horse

that russian has an annoying horse mug

by xupypr January 21, 2024

Jolly Horse

A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse

He was a Jolly Horse as she rode him in bed.

by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024

Trojan horse

When you fuck someone without telling them you have STDs, like a trojan virus.

"Ahh, I think I got Trojan horsed!"

by ChromicQuanta January 26, 2024

Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club

People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.

I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.

by The Thegn of Tottington February 5, 2024