hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)

Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"

by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018

Desert Horse

1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.

2: A desert animal known as a camel.

friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.

friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though

by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011

Go fuck a horse

A thing a brony tells to another brony when they find out the latter is a clopper.

"Are you a clopper? Gee, go fuck a horse you cringey bastard"

by You'd like August 15, 2017

Horse syndrome

a gay nigga that has horse teeth

Gay nigga obviously named Ethan: Yo, I fucked my homie last night and he sucked my cock, but he has horse syndrome and his teeth rlly fucked up my dick... now I got a fucking camp on my 1 inch dick😞 fuck me

Straight nigga: oh shit that’s tuff my nigga

James Charles, oh cmon it doesn’t hurt that bad ethan, It’s just a lil rash..AND I DONT HAVE HORSE SYNDROME!

Straight nigga: nigga dafuq James Charles sucked ur 1 inch?

James Charles: it was a 3 sum with Jeffery star and his dick is not 1 inch cmon now😏 its like 0.0000000001 inches

Ethan: don’t expose me man😭

by Baby yoda + shrek = 🥵🤩😘 April 29, 2020

horse

who the fuck dosen't know what a horse is

wow look at that horse

by i love joshua dale thomason February 22, 2024

Horse

Everyone knows what a horse is

It’s a Horse what do you expect!

by Commander20-94 July 15, 2023

The Trojan Horse

A very special drink that you can order at any bar in the U.S. (drink with roofies to have a good time)

Hey bob can I have your drink The Trojan Horse for my friend over here, they need a good time!

by anonymous January 20, 2023