Burn Blooch

The act of looking stupid after doing something dumb

The boy said burn blooch after he dropped his lunch tray

by Authors of Time January 9, 2025

burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

Burning nose hairs

The act of consuming cocaine.

Yo Chad this weekend was sick! We were burning nose hairs and pumpin birds.

by DaddyEatzA$$420 March 13, 2018

Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

burning bush

Burning Bush is what Moses saw up on the mountain. Moses came back to camp after going for a long hike up the hill, and when everybody asked him "where you been?" he jabbered about a שִׂיחַ a discourse -- he talked to somebody. But שִׂיחַ also means "bush" in Hebrew. So this story got started that all the jibberjabber came from a bush. And then the story got jazzed up to be a burning bush, because they were making fun of how this bush was what Urban Dictionary calls a burning bush -- a cunt that's been seasoned with hot sauce just for cunnilungus. Somehow that joke became THE most widely told story all over the world -- about the Burning Bush.

Hymie's girlfriend's burning bush was really talkin' to him last week -- gave him a real megillah and he had to tell us the whole story.

by Richard808 February 27, 2021

burn the pixels

To use very often. (as in using until it heats up)

If i buy a new laptop, i'm going to burn the pixels on it.

by slang Webster July 8, 2011

Burn

inciting violence and public disorder

It was time to “burn” the minister.

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by BeeBian Valakissssnamm August 25, 2010