Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
by Stachebra October 06, 2022
by A Grammer Nazi August 17, 2017
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When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man
Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned
e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight
When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man
Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned
e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight
1 -So what happened last night with your boyfriend?
- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came
2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me
-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case
-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way
-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now
- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came
2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me
-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case
-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way
-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now
by Attenchinho March 04, 2021
A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.
Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid
Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid
Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid
by Galacticgabe November 30, 2020
Guy 1: hey you look high can I have some?
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs
by My aunt thinks I'm high June 19, 2023
awesome straight up straight bon bon
by wannabe LisaCim December 23, 2011
When one apologises to another, typically one of African-American origin, and promises to either 1. change what they did, or 2. not do what they did again, the second person would use this phrase to make sure the first understands that he doesn't have power.
by Riyontakesnoshit May 12, 2016